Claiming to be a “snakecam” video of a sewer main in North Carolina, this is going to go one of two ways:
1). This is a promotional hoax for some upcoming sci-fi/horror film.
2). There is something seriously f-ed up living in the sewers of N. Carolina.
* “slime molds” do not move this fast.
Check out this awesome rendition of Super Mario World’s Ghost Castle Theme. Apparently the guy playing didn’t have sheet music ever and learned it in only a couple hours!
To compare it to the original, go to 6:05 here.
(via Rmeister007)
We at Blogadilla are happy to learn that Jeff Goldblum IS NOT the fourth celebrity in the past week to have been assassinated by the Illuminati [1st, 2nd, and 3rd].
However, sources stating that Goldblum is “not dead” do not necessarily state that he is “living” and do not rule out that Mr. Goldblum is actually “un-dead” . . . the most likely scenario which gave rise to the erroneous claim that he is (completely) dead.
Zombie Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop. [and link]
Laugh it up . . . but when the zombie apocalypse hits, I want this guy on my side.
(via GameCulture)
At 7:49AM this morning (June 28), loud hairy TV pitchman Billy Mays was pronounced dead - as simple as 1-2-3. It is currently not known if the death of the 50-year-old was related to a minor airline accident injury from the previous day.
Farewell Billy - he lived life with an exclamation point.
Billy Mays was the face of many well known and fine products:
• What Odor?™
• Orange Glo™
• Oxi-Clean™
• Flies Away™
• Mighty Putty™
• The Awesome Auger™
• Green Now!™
• Simoniz “Fix It!”™
• The Grater Plater™
• Tool Band-It™
• Mighty Mendit™
• Quick Chop™
• Kaboom!™:
If you haven’t been following the Perez Hilton/Black Eyed Peas drama, I applaud you. If, like us, you’ve been unabled to avoid it, consider snagging you’ll appreciate this ballerific t-shirt from Jared Moraitis:
It used to be selling for $20 here, but now appears to be unavailable. Can we get some more of these from the Pop-Monkey??
(via Superpunch)
(Tombstone Generator)
Update from Heywood:
Everyone’s seen the Philippines “Thriller” prison video; now the CPDRC has released a new tribute video to MJ:
A few months late, but if you haven’t already caught this in the New York Times or this month’s Wired magazine, it is an already infamous Chinese internet censorship protest video (everything sounds like a dirty word in Chinese, read the captions).
3:13PM: the television news media (CNN, FOX, MSNBC) has yet to officially state that Michael Jackson is dead. Jackson was not breathing when he was rushed to the UCLA Medical Center at 12:26PM today, in a state of cardiac arrest.
3:15PM: L.A. Times now states that doctors have pronounced Michael Jackson dead.
3:30PM: CNN television news announces that Michael Jackson is dead. Suck it CNN! You’re 15 minutes behind!
NOTE: Michael Jackson is declared only “99% dead” given that his nose was already declared legally dead over 7 years ago.
(via Kate)
It’s going to be years before we can giggle again at the term “anal cancer.”
A shitty way to die (sorry . . . too soon).
Behold WeAreAutobots: via webcam, it turns live video of you into a Transformer by way of facial recognition.
It is pretty cool, even if only for a few minutes.
Let the experiments begin:
• It doesn’t transform two people at a time.
• It works on my neighbor Rachael when I duck out of the way.
• It does not work on my neighbor Rachael’s dog.
• Oddly, it does work on a drawing of a face on my stomach!
“Autobot Belly! Transform and roll out!”
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Gruesome robot deaths!
And an hour-long ad for
the U.S. Army:
“An Army of One . . .
That Turns Into a Sports Car
and F*&%s-up Egypt.”
Movie Pluses:
• The boombox Transformer Soundwave is re-envisioned as a communications satellite.
• The gigantic Transformer Devastator (composed of seven smaller Transformers).
• An unnamed razor-thin Transformer (camouflage: it can’t be seen head-on).
Movie Minuses:
• The film is 150 minutes long.
• Shia LaBeouf doesn’t die.
• Megan Fox’s bad collagen and tanning salon choices.
• Although I’m a big supporter of robot violence, this isn’t a good film for young children.
• About an hour of the film is dedicated to the American Armed Forces and little else; awkward, bordering on annoying.
(images from Columbia Pictures, Renaissance Pictures, Disney Pictures, and New Line Cinema)
(photos: Universal Pictures, 20th Century Fox)
• The Bourne Identity - The Jason Bourne orange knit sweater and his stylish Tag Heuer Quartz Chronograph.
• Aliens - Lt. Ripley’s Reebok Alien Stompers.
(photos: Polygram Films, Art Linson Productions, 20th Century Fox)
• The Big Lebowski - The Jeff “the Dude” Lebowski faded brown bathrobe and his Kaoru Betto t-shirt.
• Fight Club - The Tyler Durden stylish orange pleather jacket and the faded pink “coffee cup” bathrobe. Bonus: Durden’s “Sock It to Me” T-shirt.
• Big Trouble in Little China - The Jack Burton “Fu Manchu” tanktop [and again].
The Bacone: A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit.
Scientists have recently reconstructed the vocalizations of Cretaceous Period dinosaurs.
Example video:
(via Dzin)
