Bedroom decor you won’t find at Pottery Barn.

May 19th, 2007 by Heywood

Georgia O’Keefe had her paintings. Jack Davis has his crocheted penises.

C’mon, ladies. What would you rather see when you walk into a guy’s bedroom: a Nagel print or a crocheted penis?(I just love hyperlinking that phrase.)

Triva about the crocheted penises, from the artist:

  • They aren’t penis warmers.
  • No one models for them. Sorry.
  • It takes 3 hours to make a simple one, several months for a “complicated one.”
  • There’s a drawstring in the foreskin. People have used them as change purses.
  • When Davis displays them, he stuffs them with Easter eggs.
  • Yes, the crocheted penises are for sale.

2 Responses to “Bedroom decor you won’t find at Pottery Barn.”

  1. Zach Says:

    Um, that’s art… I know… but a crocheted vagina would be so much more useful. I mean, at least for me.

  2. Cynthia Says:

    Zach, I say go for it. One crochet hook and you’re in business!

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