Can people ever change? Not Scott Stapp. More evidence he’ll always be a tool.
May 22nd, 2007 by HeywoodLittle Scotty Stapp has always had a credibility problem. His struggles with lameness and a bunch of Creed songs about Jesus diminished his status as a rock-n-roller in the eyes of millions of right-thinking Americans. His latest run-ins with the law in Florida haven’t helped. Authorities recently charged him with aggravated assault for attacking his wife.
Well, now, that sounds hard core, doesn’t it? But… lo! Just what, exactly, did Stapperson do to earn a trip in the back of a sheriff’s car? Oh, he threw an Orangina bottle at a wall. An Orangina bottle. Cheese-on-crackers, dude, you are so much less than a man.
Judge Cory J. Ciklin thinks so, too. He reduced the charge to a misdemeanor. And then laughed his ass off at the continued sorry state of Scott Aloisius Stapp.
Pussy.
(AP Photo/ Palm Beach County Sheriff)
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:20 am
Who the fuck is Scott Stapp?!
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:29 am
Perhaps a better question is, “How does Google work?”
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:31 am
I know who he is . . . and the question still stands: “Who the fuck is Scott Stapp?”
May 22nd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Is Scott Stapp a tool just because he sang songs about Jesus? I think I might be offended. (But I’m not going to go out on a limb because I haven’t actually read the lyrics to any of his songs.)
BTW, GWS, you missed the key part of the Yahoo story: “They have a baby daughter, Milan Hayat Stapp.” Translation: extreme sleep deprivation. Give the guy a break.
I myself have probably had 8 hours sleep total the past 2 nights, and my kid is almost 2. My husband is conveniently travelling. I want to throw an Orangina bottle at HIM when he comes home.