Safety First…and definitely before common sense

May 31st, 2007 by amp

There are many great inventions and gadgets to make things easier on new parents. These are not those inventions.

For your little future tile setter or carpet installer:

In case your child is cute, here’s a way to stop that (oh, and to keep them from bumping their head):

If you have too much money and not a single towel of any kind in your house:

And finally, if you have a wino for a child the best solution to the problem is this gem:

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4 Responses to “Safety First…and definitely before common sense”

1. Karen Says:
   May 31st, 2007 at 5:19 pm

   Actually… I think a few of these (kneepads, winelock) are rather brilliant. After all, what kid DOESNT eventually try to break into the liquor cabinet (or at least thinks about it)? (Clearly, the poster does not have children…)

2. Allison Says:
   May 31st, 2007 at 8:31 pm

   Clearly, the poster has 2 children. I think a lot of these kinds of products take advantage of sleep deprived, scared first time parents. There are some great gadgets out there, but in my opinion, these are going way too far.

3. Ari Sawyer Says:
   June 1st, 2007 at 4:22 pm

   I never broke into the liquor cabinet as a child.
   It was always open.
   Actually, I just wanted to post a comment after a Friday disco nap.

4. Ari Sawyer Says:
   June 1st, 2007 at 4:22 pm

   I never broke into the liquor cabinet as a child.
   It was always open.
   Actually, I just wanted to post a comment after a Friday disco nap.
   By the way, I want more Lily Allen gossip.

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