Do you ever find yourself wanting something to make fun of, but have nowhere to turn? Well, my friends, your problems have been solved at last… [Enter SwankSigns.org: Dedicated to the Art of Mocking Public Works]

Here is a sampling of what the site has to offer, but believe me, there’s much more where this came from:

The signs are hilarious in their own right, though the best part of the site might actually be the “possible explanations” that users come up with for each sign. You can click on each image to see all of these, but I’ve included some choice ones for each image (starting left to right at the top and working our way down):

1. “Our tigers are filled with pure spring water, as you can see by pulling off their tails.”
2. “Drive-through colonic treatment facility, next exit.”
3. “Pass hot steaming turds on the left.”
4. “For absolutely no reason should unshaven, beer-bellied, shorts-wearing, lennon sunglassed, rollerblading men be allowed to have a triple scoop. No way!”
5. “P is for Pooping!”
6. “Drive Carefully…and perhaps the students will perform acrobatics for you.” or “Drive Carefully… The vacuum of space is sucking people from their houses and elongating their torsos.”
7. “Normally, she likes being caught by men, but she’s having a REALLY bad hair day today.”
8. “We know you’re addicted to WoW, but come on. Certainly you can take a break to take a crap.”
9. “Since Lego people have no elbows or knees, they are forbidden from swimming.”
10. “STOP! Cyclops will ask you 16-20 questions before you may pass. You can miss 1.”
11. “I hate bikes THIS much” or “Who you callin a pussy?!”
12. “Sorry, only the finest of rappers may use our magnificent outdoor toilet.” or “Damn It– I lost my pants again in the bloody WC!”

Of course, you can make up your own comments…that might be more fun!

(all images courtesy of swanksigns.org)

Tags: bad taste, funny as hell, photography, websites
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