Inmates say Paris Hilton is in for a stay in ‘hell.’

June 5th, 2007 by Heywood

Boo-hoo.

According to this AP article, Kathy Hilton told her daughter’s publicist, Elliot Mintz, that “she feels this will be a time when Paris will be able to think and reflect and to spend time alone to learn from the experience because in Paris’ life she’s never alone — there’s always a constant chatter around her.”

Yeah. Basically this will be a spa retreat. ‘Cuz from what I hear, there’s lots of peace and quiet in the joint. It’s like a freakin’ convent.

Who knows. Maybe Paris will learn something from her time in the Big House. But I doubt it.

3 Responses to “Inmates say Paris Hilton is in for a stay in ‘hell.’”

  1. dirtytaco Says:

    was it filed under “people who suck” because you have seen the video? =)

  2. cindi Says:

    I’m proud to say that I have NOT seen the video. I filed it in this category because there was none for “Antichrist.”

  3. Ben Bloom Says:

    from the article, “”I am trying to be strong right now,” she told reporters on the red carpet. “I’m ready to face my sentence. Even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me, and that’s really helpful.”

    Does she really have any fans? Like, who is a fan of Paris Hilton? Awesome.

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