Beached Whale + Dynamite = Dear God

June 8th, 2007 by Heywood

There really are no words to describe this newscast, which is clearly from another era…

One memorable quote:

The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere.” –News Anchor

[postscript/update (by Timbotron)]:
Son of Exploding Whale - Three years ago. Tainan, Taiwan. 60-ton dead spermwhale in transit to Cheng Kung National University for necropsy. Gasses from decay built up. The whale exploded. The 100+ bystanders (who had gathered to comment on its enormous penis) were flecked with decaying viscera.

One Response to “Beached Whale + Dynamite = Dear God”

  1. Allison Says:

    I’m so glad that picture didn’t get much bigger when I clicked on it!

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