Hilton’s 5 Days in Jail “A Life-Altering Experience”
June 8th, 2007 by timbotron
Heiress/attention-whore Paris Hilton calls her 5-day incarceration “a life-altering experience.” Within hours of her captivity, Hilton quickly rose to the top of the prison hierarchy after subjugating Cell Block D warlord “Queen Sharina” with a sock full of jewelry. Hilton, who converted to Islam during her captivity, claims “my eyes are now open . . . and I also learned to how to make cute knives from almost anything and how to smuggle a kilo of meth in my *&%$.” Though she has expressed her relief in being a free woman, she says she will miss her “bitchez” back in prison - most of whom were purchased with cartons of menthols or won in knife-fights.
We at Blogadilla are happy for Hilton and her new-found freedom - now she can resume her life of charty work, philanthropy, and searching for a cure for ovarian cancer.
NSFW - Do not enlarge photo.
June 8th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
She’s back in jail. And even I almost felt sorry for her when I saw the picture.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/06/08/state/n121004D18.DTL
June 8th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
But don’t get me wrong. She shouldn’t have been released.