Aside from auctions for things like “Some Lint I Found in My Belly Button” and “I’ll Be Your Online Girlfriend” (there’s a LOT of that), here are a few gems I came across while looking for um, well, some stuff.

INSANE HORNETS NEST WITH MASSIVE KILLER YELLOWJACKET!

(featuring free shipping, lots of exclamation points and ALL CAPS!!!!!)

POTATO BUTT COME LOOK, WOULDNT YOU LIKE A BUTT LIKE THIS

(a whopping 10% of the final sale will support the NAAF Foundation, the National Alopecia Areta Foundation)

BECOME INVISIBLE & walk unseen among people or CROWDS

(I thought this might just be a copy of Ralph Ellison’s “Invisible Man” and some black face paint, but apparently it involves making Susanna Hoff eyes)

=)

(It’s a f’ing emoticon drawn on a piece of paper, currently going for $20.50)

Real Roasted Heart Shaped Peanut – love wife gift shell

(I don’t know what “love wife gift shell” means but I don’t think that peanut is sanitary)

Abraham Lincoln’s Image on French Toast

(I would love to pour some Aunt Jemima’s all over that b%$#@)

Help me Bring Back * ICE ICE BABY * Rob Winkle, This Is The Hottist Song Ever – Help Me Cool It Down

(This one is my favorite, read this excerpt)

“That is the song that is blarring on my truck stereo if I am at a red light ( well my friend Selena says it’s not blarring cause I am stuck in the 80’s and I have it on tape) So the bass is not all that great. But people get the point when they are sitting next to me at the light. All money will go twords new speakers for my truck & I am going to burn the song on CD. Once this auction is over & my system is kicking I really feel bad for those people who live in Maryland near me. I will ride around all night long (with Selena of course ) Blarring ( yes I can say blarring now)”

Tags: bad taste, products
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