Did you know that “Not Democrat” is an anagram of Republican candidate Tom Tancredo’s name? Creepy. What are the odds? And Mitt Romney’s name just sounds like an anagram. Below is a list of the best anagrams of presidential candidate names, done with Brendan’s Online Anagram Generator (Kucinich produced the most interesting results):
Republicans
Tommy Thompson
“Thy mom, stomp on!” (this should be his campaign slogan)
“Stomp on my moth!”
“Nymph mom, so tot!”
Mike Huckabee
“Haiku Bee McKee” (his poetry name)
Sam Brownback
“Smack Barb, now!”
“Warm nob scab” (his highschool nickname)
Duncan Hunter
“Dance! Hunt! Run!”
“Duncan . . . he runt.”
“Cunard the Nun” (his LARPing name)
“Nude Nut Ranch” (his summer home)
Mitt Romney
“My item torn”
“Try mine, Tom.”
“Ten to my rim”
“Trim men toy”
Fred Thompson
“Don’t fresh-mop.”
“Send forth mop!”
Tom Tancredo
“Not Democrat.” (WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?)
“To demon cart!”
“Me Doctor Tan” (his tropical vacation pickup line)
Ron Paul
“Our plan”
Jim Gilmore
“Mole Rig Jim” (his fishing name)
“Ole Grim Jim” (his hunting name)
Democrats
Christopher Dodd
“Hot Doc Drip-Shred” (his surfing name)
“He’d drop odd Christ.” (his trademark surfing move)
“Odd chord hipster”
“She’d drip hot cord.”
Hillary Clinton
“Torn China Lilly” (her burlesque name)
“An ill horny c***.” (yikes)
“It no ranch lilly.”
John Edwards
“Has Jed drown?”
Dennis Kucinich
“Nude chick in sin”
“In chic nude skin”
“Chicken I’d sun in”
“Scenic Hindu ink”
“Nine inch U.S. d**k”
Barack Obama
“Arab cab amok.”
“Am OK Arab cab.”
“Aak! A car bomb!”
Bill Richardson
“Blanc Lord Irish” (his Dungeons and Dragons name)
“Bad Chill Norris” (his mafia name)
“Acrid shrill nob”
“Danish Crib Roll” (favorite sushi roll)
“Bad Rich Sin Roll” (second favorite sushi roll)
“Crab Roll in dish” (third favorite sushi roll)
*Rudy Giuliani, Mike Gravel, and John McCain are not included because their names don’t offer much to work with; the anagram generator didn’t produce anything interesting with them.
