Action Hero Name Generator

July 25th, 2007 by timbotron

Behold! The Super-Awesome Action Hero Name Generator!!! Push the button for non-stop crime-fighting Action Hero names!!! You can’t fight zombies with a name like “Scooter.” Push the button and get ready for ACTION!!! [Does not work well with Internet Explorer - the browser of the feeble].


©2007 Blogadilla
Concept (and names): Timbotron
Actual Labor and Creation: Steve B
Machete Photograph: Y. Trottier.

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22 Responses to “Action Hero Name Generator”

  1. Heywood Says:

    These are classic! Here are some good ones I got:

    -Buck Goldstone, Dinosaur Hunter
    -Duke Strongfeet, Kung Fu Cyborg
    -Maximilian Hercules, Time Traveler
    -Baptiste Thunder, Crime Fighting Rockstar
    -Luther Justice, Crime Fighting Archaeologist
    -Apollo Gangrene, Cyborg Astronaut
    and
    -Marco Actinide, Headhunter Hunter (at first I thought the generator made a mistake, but then I realized that this is what makes Marco the action hero he is– he is the lone hunter of headhunters.

    Great work, Tim, Steve & Friends!

  2. timbotron Says:

    This ROCKS!!
    It’s pretty addictive . . .
    -Wolf Deadfall, Dinosaur Hunter
    -Drake Bonesteel, Man of Vengeance
    -Mack Actinide, Astronaut Archaeologist
    -Baptiste Stingray, Kung Fu Master
    -Professor Strontium, Jungle Scientist
    -Duke Quicksand, Crime-Fighting Astronaut
    Man, I think I want to legally change my name.
    :)

  3. Thor Wolfram Says:

    Awesome!!! I seem to get “Thor Wolfram, Master of the Crossbow” every time … maybe someone is trying to tell me something :)

    As always, thanks to the folks at Blogadilla for some much needed humor at work.

  4. Allison Says:

    Steve Turbine, Man of 1,000 Punches
    Vick Nightshade, Time Traveler
    I love it!

  5. Chris King Says:

    Rex Lightning, Man of Tungsten

  6. cindi Says:

    The only thing better would be if you could put your OWN name in there and have it come up with your action-hero alter ego.

    But very solid work, all. Very ADDICTIVE work.

  7. steveb Says:

    All I can say is my boss actually had to implement a policy today about restrictions about what names we can use in our company chat rooms because of this.

    Needless to say ClarkStrontium, HankNeptune, and LarsCongo will no longer be attending our chat sessions.

  8. timbotron Says:

    Steve . . . that’s awesome!

  9. Heywood Says:

    All day my roommate’s away message has read:
    MAXIMILIAN NIGHTSHADE, KUNG FU CYBORG

  10. BloodyBun Says:

    Oh, shiny! This is brilliant. I love it.

    How about one for Girl Geniuses and Woman Adventurers?

    Thanks I’m going to use this for my Role playing Games.

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  12. Melissah Says:

    Max Riptide, Crime Fighting Rockstar. Nice.

  13. Melissah Says:

    Ha, I spoke to early: Dex Odyssey, Crime Fighting Computer Programmer. A little bit Batman, a little bit that greasy guy from IT with the cheese stain on his coat.

  14. Carly Says:

    Amos Doomsday, Maverick Archaeologist

  15. heiða Says:

    Hey! Why are all the action heros dudes? ‘cmon!

  16. yersinia Says:

    Clark Turbine, Knower of the Unknown…

    Brilliant. Purely brilliant.

  17. Ninja Astronaut Says:

    Magnus Nightshade (Ninja Astronaut)…

    … some anagrams:
    hangman sighted us
    a handgun hits gems
    a hand meshing guts
    a man ends thuggish
    shh… nu gaga mindset

  18. Drake Vengeance Says:

    Awesome! Got a new author name for my ExtremeSportsBlog. Can’t wait to use it.

  19. Mack Jackal, Animal Master Says:

    Mack Jackal, Animal Master
    Ahaha i love it

  20. Drake Vengeance Says:

    Hey, how about some female action hero names. That would be cool.

  21. Jungle Explorer Says:

    Rock Rock rock!!!!
    This Rocks “Jungle Explorer”!!! cool name
    Jungle Explorer says:
    Rock Rock rock!!!!
    This Rocks “Jungle Explorer”!!! cool name

  22. Magnus Strontium, Crime Fighter Says:

    I just found my new sons name with thus generator. Thanks to you Austin Jackal will soon be entering the world.

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