July 26th, 2007 by timbotron
The sign says “SMALL CAR”
An SUV is neither
I keyed your paintjob

[Feel free to submit your own parking/SUV haiku. I will post any good ones with a link to your site].
Tags: AntiChrist candidates, art, evil, haiku, infinite evil, jackassery, people who suck, reader submission
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July 27th, 2007 at 1:16 am
Which SUVs come
with turn signals, I wonder?
Brakes would be nice, too.
July 30th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Technically, I think Cindy’s might be a Tanka. But I’m too sleepy…