This arrived in the mail today. Sent by my friend Steve (he’s a sicko).

What is wrong with this squirtgun?

a). – It is a clown.

b). – It is a gun.

c). – It is a clown and a gun.

d). – Anatomically, the trigger is in the worst possible location.

e). – When you squeeze the trigger, you feel dirty like that time when you were nine and a clown was at your friend’s birthday party and . . .

f). – All of the above.

It’s wrong. So very wrong. I hate you Steve.

Tags: bad taste, genitalia, infinite evil, original research, signs of the Apocalypse, toys, why the terrorists will win
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