It took every ounce of will-power not to make this on company time at work today, so I made it when I got home.

Fun times.
Enjoy.

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a). What the hell is “Chocolate Rain”?!
(likely not what it meant in elementary school)

b). What the hell is this song about?!

c). Where can I get the “Chocolate Rain” ringtone?!

(via East Village Idiot)

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This arrived in the mail today. Sent by my friend Steve (he’s a sicko).

What is wrong with this squirtgun?

a). – It is a clown.

b). – It is a gun.

c). – It is a clown and a gun.

d). – Anatomically, the trigger is in the worst possible location.

e). – When you squeeze the trigger, you feel dirty like that time when you were nine and a clown was at your friend’s birthday party and . . .

f). – All of the above.

It’s wrong. So very wrong. I hate you Steve.

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Last Wednesday, two American tourists were mugged in the tropical city of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. The muggers made-away with an MP3 player and the equivalent of $2,200.

•The victims were two San Francisco Police Officers.
•The muggers were two Rio de Janeiro Police Officers.

Reuters link

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Was recently in Edinburgh Airport in Scotland and saw this little item by the gate. This joins the list of ever growing stuff you can procure from a vending machine. Some useful and some not, some just plain wrong (these are the best).

Of course Japan rules the roost when it comes to vending machines, small list of available and weird vending machines:

• Eggs
• Umbrellas
• Hot Ramen
• Phone charger station
• Hot Popcorn
• Fishing supplies
• Fried food
• Liquor
• Porn (nice!)
• Used Panties
• Rhinoceros Beetles
• More including the ones listed above at http://www.photomann.com/japan/machines/

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Along the lines of sticking “i” in front of everything and calling it a product, Sea to Summit have a clear winner! No $hit! It is a camping trowel for the fancy die hard color oriented camper. Hollow handle for other such vital camping items like your drugs or mini-vodka bottle.

• Lightweight & compact; weighs only 3.5 ounces (99 grams)
• Handle collapses to fit inside the shovel blade; to open push handle to full size and lock into place with a spring-loaded button lock
• Approximate length at full size 9.75 inches; collapsed length 5.5 inches
• A handy hollow handle for storing useful items like toilet tissue, hand sanitizer or lighter
• Handle has a comfortable, full-size grip for easier and more efficient digging
• Made of a super-strong, ultra light 6066 – T6 aluminum alloy
• Hard anodized blade to Rockwell C 70
• Available in four fun colors
• Comes with its own stuff sack
• Designed to support Leave No Trace practices

Leave no trace camping is a good thing, but the second you say ” Hey guys, iPood!” you body will be found all beaten and bloody at the side of the trail.

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The sign says “SMALL CAR”
An SUV is neither
I keyed your paintjob

[Feel free to submit your own parking/SUV haiku. I will post any good ones with a link to your site].

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