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Two Haiku Movie Review: The Simpsons Movie and The Bourne Ultimatum

August 4th, 2007 by timbotron

The Bourne Ultimatum

Bourne Ultimatum:
Better than the second film.
Jason Bourne kicks ass.

Though she’s 51,
Joan Allen is a hottie.
She made the movie

The Simpsons Movie

Laughed so hard I peed,
though the plot was kind of lame.
Frontal nudity!

High definition.
Funnier than TV shows.
I love “Spider Pig.”

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3 Responses to “Two Haiku Movie Review: The Simpsons Movie and The Bourne Ultimatum”

  1. Allison Says:
    August 4th, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    Joan needs a sandwich
    I mean bitch please, she’s boney
    eat Joan Allen eat

  2. Rex Lightning, Man of Tungsten Says:
    August 4th, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    Man, I’m totally slacking on the movie going. I need to see these.

  3. Heywood Says:
    August 5th, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    Tim & Allison, I love the Haikus! :)

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