Her Own Worst Enemy
August 7th, 2007 by timbotron[NSFL - Not Safe For Lunch]
Everybody has that one friend who frequently falls victim to their own clumsiness - the person voted “Most Likely To Accidentally Die By Their Own Hands.” My friend Heather is this person - a master of accidental self-inflicted injury. She began photo-documenting her injuries this year and will soon release an online photogallery/journal (its upcoming release is a Blogadilla exclusive - stay tuned).
Here are samples of some of her more recent injuries (clockwise from top left):
•Fell out of a windowsill (luckily fell inside) and did a face-plant : carpet burn and one and a half black eyes.
•Her most recent injury: shaving her legs
•Infected hangnail
•Stubbed and broke her pinky toe (notice the purple)
August 8th, 2007 at 5:10 am
Glad I’m not her boyfriend. The Bay Area thought police would whine me to death. No, Really! She Fell! She Fell!
August 8th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Dood! But ya HAVE to mention that she’s usually DRUNK when she does these things!! Hehehehehe. Ya gotta love the Head! Crazy girl!
August 10th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
where was she when i worked on the intensive care unit? (twitter’d)
August 28th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Hey! I was only drunk for my infamous face plant! All the others I was BUTT sober for! Dammit!
Thats sucks… if I were drunk I’d have an excuse. DANG.
August 28th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
At least she’s not documenting the injuries that happened to her friends while drinking with her. At least not publicly.