Guns Don’t Kill People, Chuck Norris Kills People
September 14th, 2007 by timbotronI know this may be stale for many of you, but it is still funny as hell: Chuck Norris Facts.
•“The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.”
•”There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.”
•”There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.”
•”When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”
September 17th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Don’t forget: Chuck Norris’s calender goes straight from March 31-April 2. Nobody fools Chuck Norris!