This evening we had an earthquake here in the South Bay Area.
Magnitude: 5.6.
Location: San Jose-ish.
No big deal.

A list of lame things to do during an earthquake

•Duck-and-cover beneath your 100 gallon fishtank.
•Play Jenga.
•Find shelter underground: a deep parking garage or an old mineshaft.
•Get a tattoo.
•Climb onto the roof of your 7 story apartment building so nothing will fall on you.
•Wait for FEMA to bring help.
•Trim your eyelashes or nose hair.
•Seek shelter in a greenhouse or a cactus nursery.

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From Swedish artist Emma Megitt, Pee and Poo (called Kiss and Bajs in Swedish) are perhaps the warmest, steamiest, freshest renditions of the world’s most popular bodily functions. Available on keychains, t-shirts, and underwear (if you don’t have Pee and Poo on your underwear already).

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2 seconds left, 1 play, 15 laterals, and a Trinity (TX) win over Milsaps. I think this one might even be better than “The Play“:

For a full breakdown of the play by play, click here.

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From the brilliant minds at [adult swim] – the awesomely awesome free Shockwave game “Candy Mountain Massacre”.

Something has gone terribly wrong with the denizens of Candy Mountain. Clad as a Japanese cosplay schoolgirl, your mission: free cupcake hostages while exterminating the explosive cookie-lobbing Keebler Elves Baker Leprechauns, bazooka-toting Hello Kitties Salutations Kittens, and the thumping Energizer Bunny Blue Rabbit.

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October brings us a combination of genres, with Starsailor’s disco-anthem “Four to the Floor” backing up Fat Joe’s “New York.” Enjoy!

Four to NewYork – Remix by Johnny Haze

(right click the above link and choose “Save As…” to download the mix.)

For more frequent mashups, check out my myspace page: myspace.com/johnnyhaze727

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Went to a kick-ass theme (birthday) party last Thursday.

The theme: Aerobics.

Take a look . . .



On a related note (if you haven’t already seen it):
The Saturday Night Live Digital Short “Body Fuzion” with Drew Barrymore.

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