Three days after settling a law suit against Kanye West, Evel Knievel has left us. The man certainly didn’t lead an easy life.
I’m putting the brakes on my proclivity towards discussing the love/hate relationship with Kanye that haunts my every thought as well as the handful of half baked conspiracy theories that have amassed in the old brain basement.
Instead, please enjoy this beautiful tribute to Evel.
The guys at JamPhat put together an amazing collection of rap songs, graphically depicted. Here are a couple favorites:
(via Liz)
…And sometimes you feel like a business card.
Now, thanks to Arigatoa, a Japanese company, you can have both at the same time, with Taberu Me– peanut business cards!
If peanuts aren’t your bag, Arigatoa also prints logos, names and telephone numbers on other organic materials like beans and rice. Or you could grab some logo imprinted walnuts from epromos.com– nifty!
According to the AP, a South Korean man in Seoul was killed Wednesday by his cell phone, when the phone’s battery exploded in his shirt pocket. LG, the maker of the phone, claimed this was virtually impossible, but in light of other accidents, one has to wonder.
(via Liz; via CNN)
Nearly every sinister aspect of the “Satanic Heavy Metal Band” stereotype holds true for Norwegian black metal band Mayhem [a.k.a. - "The True Mayhem"]: murder, suicide, Satanic worship (including the arson of churches), and rumored cannibalism.
During the band’s golden era, their shows included ‘Lord of the Flies’ decor: pigs’ heads on stakes, which were also sometimes worn by band members [NSFL - Not Safe For Lunch].
Here is a brief outline of Mayhem’s macabre history:
1984 – Mayhem was founded by guitarist/vocalist Euronymous [Øystein Aarseth], bassist Necrobutcher [Jørn Stubberud], and Manheim [Kjetil Manheim]. They later added vocalists Messiah [Eirik Nordheim] and Maniac [Sven Erik Kristiansen].
1987 – Manheim left the band, tired of the lifestyle; Maniac left the band, institutionalized for depression after a failed suicide attempt.
1988 – Swedish vocalist Dead [Per Yngve Ohlin] joined the band in 1987, and drummer Hellhammer [Jan Axel Blomberg] joined in 1988. Dead was notoriously morbid: wearing rotting clothes and flayed pig skins and cutting himself on stage.
1991 – Euronymous opened-up the band’s independent music outlet in Oslo, called Helvete (”Hell’s Punishment”). This outlet was considered a center for the Satanic cult-like “Norwegian Black Metal Inner Circle”. According to Euronymous, the store’s grim decor was supposed to be “…like a black church in the future. We’ve thought about having total darkness inside, so that people would have to carry torches to be able to see the records.”
1991 Suicide – 22 year old lead singer Dead was found deceased in the home he shared with other band members – the result of an attempted suicide (by knife) and a successful suicide (by shotgun). Euronymous was the first to discover his body; he took photographs – one of which was stolen and became the cover art for a bootleg album of their music [NSFL - Not Safe For Lunch]. Dead left a note saying “Excuse all the blood.” It was rumored that Euronymous ate pieces of Dead’s brain; Euronymous admitted he never did, though he said he had considered it. It is also reported that Euronymous and Hellhammer made necklaces from fragments of Dead’s skull.
1993 Arson – Necrobutcher left the band after the death of Dead and Hungarian black metal vocalist Attila Csihar and bassist Varg Vikernes joined the thinning band. Vikernes was found guilty of the 1992 arsons of Holmenkolle Chapel (Oslo), Skjold Church, and Åsane Church.
1993 Murder – Euronymous owed Vikernes a reported 30,000 Krone for album sales and related costs, which he refused to pay. Vikernes (and 21 year old Blackthorn [Snorre Ruch] from the band “Thorns”) came to Euronymous’s home; Euronymous was found dead with 23 stab wounds, the one in his forehead may have been the fatal blow. Vikernes, who is now serving time for the murder, claims Euronymous fell on broken glass.
1995 – present day – the band has continued on, currently with Attila Csihar on vocals, Blasphemer on lead guitar, Necrobutcher on bass, and Hellhammer on drums.
Their music is avaible for purchase on their Myspace page.
[If you haven't seen this already, it's time you do]:
“Thriller” performed by a reported 1,500+ inmates at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, the Philippines.
A prison sentence offers a lot of free time to practice these kinds of things [and of course, the female lead is played by a man].
(via Memepool, again)
It’s not so much the product as the webpage design that has me impressed with the Toto Washlet. Their intro is certainly worth watching.
It’s a little unsettling: I have a crush on the cute redhead who discusses toilet hygiene.
(via Memepool)
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