What more can you ask for, than when you get a cut and can cover up your wound with bacon?

And don’t forget…there’s a free toy inside!

(via Laura, via Archie McPhee)

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It’s almost hypnotic – I’ve already watched this video three times and still want more. These women are ready for their own stage show:

(via Jodi)

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I didn’t have to courage to go in there and meet Arreola in person, but I suspect she is tan and round and sensitive.

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Things said during Thanksgiving dinner that sounded dirty:

•Are you a fan of stuffing?

•Mmmm . . . warm buns!

•Give me more dark meat.

•Whose pie would you like to try?

•Breast, please.

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Hey Americans . . . (and non-Americans subjected to this holiday) . . . HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

To honor this great holiday we’re offering you, the reader, a fine downloadable “Hand Turkey” to print out and hang in your home . . .

If you’re more discriminating with your holiday art (because “Hand Turkeys” are pretty cliché): the “Foot Turkey”

And if you want cutting edge state-of-the-art Thanksgiving decorations . . .
Behold the patented Blogadilla “Ass Turkey”*

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[for those of you who haven't seen this already]

This is brilliant. It’s not a translation of the Indian music video, it’s what the lyrics sound like in English:

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Anybody need this sign Benny Lava?
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!

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I am once again a bachelor, and old habits die hard, and thus I was in an Army surplus store today – clothes shopping. I’m in my mid-thirties and still think Army surplus stuff is cool.

Three words: Army Surplus Underwear.

And no, they weren’t used/pre-worn. They were new.

If you think about it, this is the underwear of action heroes (though technically ‘commando style’ is probably the real underwear of action heroes) – underwear designed for heavy combat, secret recon missions, and ninjas.

A few thoughts about this underwear come to mind:
•In combat, this underwear may be worn for several days at a time (no, I don’t intend to test this).

•It is brown . . . for the sake of camouflage.

•This camouflage may serve a different purpose: absconding skidmarks.

•Did the military select this particular color of brown for its skidmark concealing abilities?

•Did the military actually run tests to determine this color to be optimal, and if so, how did they do it?

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