Last night, I saw “Walking with Dinosaurs: The Live Experience.”
Life-sized free-moving animatronic dinosaurs.
Oh man . . . it kicked ten flavors of Jurassic robot as$!!
Here’s the video I made:
Two years ago, The Sneeze posted what may be the worst rendition of “O Holy Night” ever. In fact, this may be the the worst rendition of anything, ever. This song makes Baby Jesus cry.
Follow these directions:
•Turn the volume up as loud as it will go.
•Play this song.
•Halfway through the song, be prepared to pee a little bit; expect minor bleeding from the eardrums.
On an ascending scale of painful noises:
1 - car alarm
2 - mating humpback whales
3 - Minnie Riperton’s “Lovin’ You”
4 - German Shepherd kicked in the crotch
5 - crying sick infant
6 - cat in heat
7 - Vietnamese pop music
8 - crying sick infant being beaten with a cat in heat
9 - Chinese opera
10 - this song
I’m getting such a geek chub-on about this: I’m getting the t-shirt and wearing it every day until it rots off my body and I’m wallpapering my home with the movie poster and I’m going to dress up as a Star Wars character (probably Yoda) and wait in line for 3 days for the first showing.
It’s that time of year when magazines and TV shows offer their lists of “What to get that man in your life (age 20-40).” Most of these lists aren’t made by men age 20-40 (who started the stupid rumor that we would ever want silky boxer shorts?). On behalf of men age 20-40, here is a fail-safe list of what to get that man in your life:
Military Grade Duct Tape - Duct tape is the ultimate fix-all - required in space missions. The only thing cooler than duct tape is military grade duct tape (bonus points if you can get it in olive drab).
Big Lebowski T-Shirts - There are countless to chose from, but here are a few of my favored picks:
•The stylish ‘This Aggression Will Not Stand’ shirt.
•The ‘El Duderino’ shirt.
•And for the real hardcore, the ‘Karu Betto’ baseball shirt (it’s Jeff Bridge’s actual shirt, which he wore in “The Big Lebowski,” “The Fisher King,” and “Tron”).
The Fisher ‘Space Pen’ - The Fisher Space Pen writes underwater and writes upside-down. How could you not want this?
You’ve seen a LOLCat; you’ve seen a LOLebowski; but these pale in comparison to the new new king of the Internet, the almost mythical “LOLTapir“. If you don’t know what a Tapir is, check out the wikipedia page.
For more LOLTapirs, check out the full gallery– most of the images are safe for work, but there a few images that lean toward the ‘explicit’ end of the spectrum, so be warned. Nothing too gross though.
Spectacular Hi-Def video of the Earth rising above the Moon’s horizon. Recently taken by the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency’s (NAXA) lunar probe “SELENE/Kaguya”, launched September 14, 2007 and currently in orbit around the Moon.