The typical conversation goes something like this:

Friend - “Who are those two girls on your coffee mug?”

Me - “Cindi and Melissa or Megan and Shannon.”

Friend - “What?!?

Me - “I have no idea who they are. I bought this mug at a Salvation Army Store in Redwood City about three years ago, and to me they look like a ‘Cindi and Shannon’ or a ‘Megan and Melissa’. Or perhaps they’re both ‘Jen’.”

Friend - “What the hell is wrong with you?”

If any of you readers know who these two women are (or if you are one of these two women), please contact me.

Megan and Shannon, here is my proposal:
•I want to take a photo with the both of you, holding your old mug in the photo, and I will pay to have it printed on mugs for all three of us.

•I want to know if there is any good story behind the discarding of this mug: Cindi, did that slut Megan sleep with your boyfriend and so you’re no longer BFF and you gave the mug away to the Salvation Army because you hate her?

Tags: geekery, jackassery, reader submission
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