Two years ago, The Sneeze posted what may be the worst rendition of “O Holy Night” ever. In fact, this may be the the worst rendition of anything, ever. This song makes Baby Jesus cry.
Follow these directions:
â€¢Turn the volume up as loud as it will go.
â€¢Play this song.
â€¢Halfway through the song, be prepared to pee a little bit; expect minor bleeding from the eardrums.
On an ascending scale of painful noises:
1 – car alarm
2 – mating humpback whales
3 – Minnie Riperton’s “Lovin’ You”
4 – German Shepherd kicked in the crotch
5 – crying sick infant
6 – cat in heat
7 – Vietnamese pop music
8 – crying sick infant being beaten with a cat in heat
9 – Chinese opera
10 – this song
(via The Sneeze. God bless you, Steve)