Today I took a glamorous trip to the city dump - I had some dumping to do.

A sign at the entrance had me pondering what one could do to get kicked out of the city dump for life. It would go like this:

Bringing five tires full of paint thinner and urine on top of a huge pile of concrete with rebar (and garnished with meter wide tree stumps), while my seven smoking children are riding on top of the pile and giving dump employees the finger and telling them to go f%$# themselves, while whizzing past the front gate at 50 mph. And the truck itself is being pulled by a dogsled team. And we’ve come to take away as much crap as we brought (to sell on eBay).

The one (unposted) rule I actually did break: no photographs.

Tags: infinite evil, jackassery
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