Urban Non-Legends: Albino Porn
January 17th, 2008 by timbotronIt goes without saying that the internet is an unstoppable fons of pornographic materials. No matter how weird it is, if you can imagine it, it’s probably on the internet (for example: “Latex Soccer Moms”).
With one exception: albino porn.
It is the unicorn of the pornographic world.
If you do a Google search for “albino porn,” you’ll find nearly 16,000 results. And they are all the same: bulletin boards with people saying, “Wow! I can’t find albino porn anywhere! It doesn’t exist!”
For the record: it does exist though I have no idea exactly where it came from. That is, on a bulletin board discussing this very subject, someone posted links [NSFW] to photos [NSFW] of what appears to be the same (albino) woman doing various interesting acts. And yes, she appears to actually be albino, versus really pale.
(Admit it, at least part of you wants to check out the links [NSFW]).
Wow.
It does exist.
Barely.
Here’s a Blogadilla challenge to someone out there:
If you happen to be albino and want to make a pioneering move for the internet and for albinos everywhere, send us naked photos of yourself (nothing too gross) and we will host (a work-safe link to) these images.
If you are this person, consider these three good reasons:
1). To stop 16,000 people from saying “Oh man, it doesn’t exist.”
2). To demystify albinism in an effective way: to spread (no pun intended) the message that albinos are just like everyone else, except less tan. . . . and with the power of flight and the ability to communicate with the dead.
3). To have the claim that you are perhaps one of only two albino erotic models on the entire internet.
[Side Note: Though albino pornstars barely exist, there are albino fashion models: the lovely Chinese fashion model Connie Chiu]
January 27th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
I dunno, her nipples have color….
January 30th, 2008 at 5:08 am
The pink comes from capillaries, not from pigment
September 6th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I’m not sure if she actually is or not, but for all truthfulness I AM albino, since the day I was born. I’d love to be that first to make a real albino porno film.
September 12th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Hang tight there “IAMALBINO” . . . I think we have the potential for an art project . . .
October 24th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
let’s do it!!!
November 20th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Wel looks like you guys can’t find some but am a hot albino guy who wouldn’t mind some action well even do i already get it but it would rock to be the hotest albino guy on the net! If any girls are somehat looking for that then just email me at ________
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Hi folks,
Another fairly hot and sexually expolorative male albino here.. I’m well up for making albino porn. I used to day-dream of setting up a company specifically to do it. Not just an art project (tho’ I like that idea too) but a fully fledge albino porn production line. If anyone’s game, drop me a line!
March 7th, 2009 at 12:42 am
I’m not sure whether or not the pretty lady in question has albinism or not. Regardless, I think I have far more to offer – and am albino. The idea of pioneering an albino porn movement has crossed my mind more than once! All I need is a better camera, and I’m in.
- Jennie
July 7th, 2009 at 12:36 am
Jennie, let’s make a porno. I’m Albino, you’re Albino. What do you say???
November 19th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
ok i’m albino and that chick in question seems to be albino i mean our nipples don’t have color there just pink and well hell if thats the only porno out there then i want to make one. lol jk
November 19th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
actually i really looked at her and i looked at my own nipples lol…and well mine are not colored like that there a light pink and that doesn’t look light pink to me so who knows
December 6th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
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May 26th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
If she was really albino her eyes would have been red.
June 10th, 2010 at 7:58 am
Albinism is a genetic and has different types. If you have really fair skin and natural black hair with blue eye you are most likely a carrier of the albino gene.
Most people who are albinos fall in the oculocutaneous albinism 1, oculocutaneous albinism 2. Which has fair skin, hair color from dirty blond, ginger, blond, purple (mostly blue with a red undertone) and white. Eyes can range from blue, golden, light green, or gray colors.
oculocutaneous albinism 3 is where you get the red eyes and it mostly effects those of African decent, but extremely rare for Caucasian decent.
Even more rare is oculocutaneous albinism 4 which effects those of Japanese decent.
Then their is ocular albinism where only the skin, eye, or hair is effected. Example: a natural blond African American, or a blue eyed African American.
I’m a Scottish decent with green eyes and bright red hair, but my skin is snow white because I am of ocular albinism to the skin. Which sucks because my skin does not even turn red when it sunburns and you know how hard it is to find suncreen with SPF 50+ in the wintertime.
July 14th, 2010 at 11:59 am
Heh. I know it exists, because I’ve got some. Not on the internet, though. I’ve got a VHS tape a ‘friend’ sent me of herself and her husband having sex. The kicker?
They’re *both* albino.