Taste My Wife . . . Please
January 30th, 2008 by timbotronAllen, Texas: at their wedding reception, Chidi Ogbuta and her groom served-up a lifesized/lifelike Chidi Ogbuta cake.
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(photo credits: Uche Ogbonna/CNN)
Things heard at the wedding reception:
•”Dude, I ate your wife!”
•”I call dibs on her head!”
•”Dark meat, please.”
•”I just caught one of the caterers feeling-up the cake.”
•”Lucky bastard, you got an eyeball and part of a nose.”
•”Actually, the baker started with an Oprah cake and just made some changes to the hair.”
•”Can I have a piece with a flower breast?”
•”Gross! They used real hair!”
•”Man . . . your wife doesn’t taste like this.”
(via Susan, via John)
