An unbelievable display; this guy beats Super Mario Brothers 3 in 11 minutes, getting more than the maximum number of 1ups possible. All I can say is Diz-namn!
(If you’re not instantly impressed, skip ahead to the 2:09 mark.)
I have no idea what “Dong Dong Mao” means, but you know it’s going to be good when the description says:
“桃花朵朵开 peach blossom one after another.”
My personal hypothesis: this is a Chinese boy-band audition tape.
(via Susan)
“Rock, Paper, Scissors” (also called “Ro-Sham-Bo”) gets interesting when you add a few more variables:
Rock beats Scissors
Scissors cuts-up Sponge
Sponge soaks Dynamite
Dynamite explodes Monkey
Monkey flings poop at Man
Man disproves Alien
Alien vaporizes Rock
(see other artworks by David C. Lovelace)
The moment you realize that Garfield isn’t real is the moment you know that (his owner) John is psychotic and bipolar .
Garfield Minus Garfield – The real John.
(via Susan, via Defamer)
Of the weddings I’ve attended, the theme was always “Wedding.”
But more and more, weddings are having themes. All too much like children’s birthday parties. The idea of a “Star Wars” wedding is nothing new, though it’s astounding to realize the sheer number of “Star Wars” weddings out there. I hope George Lucas feels like a dick about this.
Apparently, the bride and groom make movie props and costumes (so no Star-Warsy detail was left untouched): photo gallery and slideshow.
The bride and groom were married by Darth Vader, the groomsmen were Stormtroopers: video
The bride dressed as a bride, the groom came as Boba Fett: video
The groom came as Darth Vader, the bride came as Natalie Portman: video
Bonus Humiliation Round: The bride has a Hello Kitty shaped box on her nightstand. In it are her husband’s testicles. Life is hard enough when your English name is “Horlick”: video
It goes without saying that there are certain things that white people love (usually because no one else wants to go near these things for good reason). Stuff White People Like is dedicated to chronicling the things that affluent white people go berzerk about:
• #74 – Oscar Parties
• #67 – Standing Still at Concerts
• #64 – Recycling
• #63 – Expensive Sandwiches
• #62 – Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
• #60 – The Toyota Prius
• #57 – “Juno”
• #49 – Vintage Clothing
• #47 – Arts Degrees
• #45 – Asian Fusion Food
• #44 – Public Radio
• #36 – Breakfast Places
• #28 – Not Having a TV
• #25 – David Sedaris
• #21 – Writer’s Workshops
• #17 – Hating Their Parents
• #16 – “Gifted” Children
• #11 – Asian Girls
• #10 – Wes Anderson Movies
• #5 – Farmers Markets
• #1 – Coffee
(via Susan)
Last week, Blogadilla co-author Allison and I did our share of bitching about the lack of an ending to the Coen Brothers’ hit movie “No Country for Old Men”.
To clarify: It is possible to have an ending without having “follow-through.” And this lack of “follow-through” is cinematic coitus interruptus. It is cruel and lame.
To illustrate our point: Here is a knock-knock joke I hope to someday tell writers/directors Joel and Ethan Coen:
Me: “Knock-knock!”
Joel and Ethan Coen: “Who’s there?”
Me: “Orange.”
Joel and Ethan Coen: “Orange who?”
Me: “. . .”
Joel and Ethan Coen: “Orange who!?!”
Me: “. . .”
Joel and Ethan Coen: “ORANGE WHO!?!”
Me: “Tommy Lee Jones had a dream about his dad. F#ck you!”
You are currently browsing the Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet weblog archives for February, 2008.
