February is Black History Month and February 18th is Presidents Day. Both of which have sucky decorations: no fancy trees, no decent costumes, no color schemes, and no lame candy.

Example: my friend Jodi recently presented me with a “Lincoln Pop.”
He turns your tongue black and tastes like a copper penny.

If you lick him long enough, he turns into “Angry Zombie Lincoln.”

Tags: bad taste, food, holidays, jackassery, products, zombies
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