Va-Jay-Jay
February 20th, 2008 by timbotron
In line at the grocery store, I’m staring off into space and then my eyes catch the cover of Cosmopolitan Magazine. In particular, the large purple hyphenated word “Va-jay-jay.” The full title is “Your Va-jay-jay: Fascinating New Facts About Your Lovely Lady Parts.”
Va-jay-jay!?!
Is this some tragic pseudo-urban hipster moniker for “vagina”!?!
Is this what the kids are calling it these days?!?
What about “Vagizzle,” “V-to-the-gina,” or “V. Diddy“?
And I suspect it is the answer to several other topics on the cover:
5 Things Never to Tell Your Guy
All 5 involve using the word Va-jay-jay to refer to your vagina.
Sex He Has Alone
You know why? Because you call it a Va-jay-jay and that’s weird and so he’s in the bathroom thinking about your sister instead of your Va-jay-jay!
Why Guys Cheat
Because they want to sleep with a woman who doesn’t call it a Va-jay-jay!
[Va-jay-jay update]: According to reader Isabel, this sounds-better-than-’cooter’ term for vagina has been around for some time (and I just don’t watch enough television), having appeared on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and even ‘Oprah’ (the perfect venue for promoting lame terms like this). Frankly, the word ‘Oprah‘ sounds like a better term for vagina than ‘Va-jay-jay.’
“This tight underwear makes my Oprah itch!”
February 20th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Yeaaaa…………apparently you don’t watch “Best Week Ever”. Last year, they did this big thing on “va-jay-jay” after some character/patient said it on Grey’s Anatomy. The term’s been around longer than that, but Grey’s Anatomy made it a big ole hubbabaloo for awhile. I wonder when it’ll make it into a real dictionary………………If “bling” can make it in there……………………..
February 21st, 2008 at 10:57 am
I found my significant other saying the word and I was floored. Only to see a big hoopla over it on Cosmo . . . I’ll have a v with that jay-jay . . . thanks.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
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