MooOOOO!!
February 23rd, 2008 by Rebecca
What does this image represent? Here are some possible answers:
- how to check the oil on Bessie
- a really good hiding place for a spliff, where no one will EVER look
- something very very wrong and illegal in 39 states
- junkie cows
- where sausage comes from
- ‘T-boning’
- a very lifelike “pin-the-tail” game
- how to inflate your blow-up heifer doll
- drunken shenanigans at the ol’ dairy farm
Believe it or not, this is an actual graphic from a real website demonstrating the proper technique for drawing blood from a cow. (You take blood from a vein on the underside of the tail - who knew?!) Here is a photo demonstrating the technique in action:
The website is from a company, BioTracking, that provides pregnancy tests for cows and other ruminants. If livestock reproduction technology makes you giggle like a schoolgirl then check out this link for a ram ejaculator. Seems to me that sheep farmers could save a lot of money by just going by Good Vibrations instead.
February 24th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Yikes…Great post though! The Ram Ejaculator is particularly funny…as one of my friends asked when I showed him it, “Why don’t they have this for humans?” I think your reference to GoodVibrations likely answers his question…
February 24th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
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