My Big Fat Geek Wedding

February 26th, 2008 by timbotron

Of the weddings I’ve attended, the theme was always “Wedding.”

But more and more, weddings are having themes. All too much like children’s birthday parties. The idea of a “Star Wars” wedding is nothing new, though it’s astounding to realize the sheer number of “Star Wars” weddings out there. I hope George Lucas feels like a dick about this.


Apparently, the bride and groom make movie props and costumes (so no Star-Warsy detail was left untouched): photo gallery and slideshow.





The bride and groom were married by Darth Vader, the groomsmen were Stormtroopers: video





The bride dressed as a bride, the groom came as Boba Fett: video





The groom came as Darth Vader, the bride came as Natalie Portman: video





Bonus Humiliation Round: The bride has a Hello Kitty shaped box on her nightstand. In it are her husband’s testicles. Life is hard enough when your English name is “Horlick”: video

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