Do NOT Turn Jesus On…
Monday, February 25th, 2008
As the author says, “Not sure who designed this, but I’m pretty confident they didn’t mean to make it look as if Jesus was showing his manhood to two children!”
Archive for February, 2008
Microwave Oven vs. Easter
Sunday, February 24th, 2008I just made this video today. What happens to 32 “Marshmallow Peeps” in a microwave oven, what happens to an Easter egg in a microwave oven:
Two Four Haiku Movie Review: Be Kind Rewind
Sunday, February 24th, 2008
Original plot:
Developers are trying
to take our building.
The best parts of the
movie can be found on their
site: “Sweded movies.”
Melonie Diaz,
hottest lips in Hollywood.
I want to “Swede” her.
Save your $10.
Coming to a plane flight near
you: “Be Kind Rewind.”
I’m Only 25% As Cool As This Guy.
Sunday, February 24th, 2008
Re: Our F&%k’d Up Perception of Beauty
Saturday, February 23rd, 2008Another perspective on life: “Thank God our perception of real life is distorted…No one wants to look at ugly people.”
[update from Heywood]:
In addition to the “Slob Evolution” parody, a slew other Dove Evolution parodies exist on Youtube:
…and more.
MooOOOO!!
Saturday, February 23rd, 2008
What does this image represent? Here are some possible answers:
- how to check the oil on Bessie
- a really good hiding place for a spliff, where no one will EVER look
- something very very wrong and illegal in 39 states
- junkie cows
- where sausage comes from
- ‘T-boning’
- a very lifelike “pin-the-tail” game
- how to inflate your blow-up heifer doll
- drunken shenanigans at the ol’ dairy farm
Believe it or not, this is an actual graphic from a real website demonstrating the proper technique for drawing blood from a cow. (You take blood from a vein on the underside of the tail – who knew?!) Here is a photo demonstrating the technique in action:
The website is from a company, BioTracking, that provides pregnancy tests for cows and other ruminants. If livestock reproduction technology makes you giggle like a schoolgirl then check out this link for a ram ejaculator. Seems to me that sheep farmers could save a lot of money by just going by Good Vibrations instead.
The Defenders of Stan
Saturday, February 23rd, 2008
98% of the world’s population has turned into superheroes (or supervillains).
And Stan isn’t one of them.
To make matters worse, his older brother is the illustrious Captain Ultra.
POW!: ‘The Defenders of Stan.’
SPLARF!!: 13 current episodes on their website.
ROMNEY!!: 13 current episodes on YouTube.
Give it 2 minutes, you will be pooping yourself laughing. This is truly brilliant comedy writing:
