Dom DeLuise has his own line of seasonings.

Paul Newman has is own damn aisle in the grocery store.

And now Jeff Foxworthy has released his own line of beef jerky.

Saw it in the store and bought a bag. A note to the potential consumer: opening the bag smelled like a giant barbeque fart.

Suggestions for better marketing taglines for this product:
• Stale comedy premise, fresh beef jerky!
• A taste so great, you’ll beat your wife!
• If this is your dinner, you just might be a redneck.
• As seen on COPS!
• Red meat, red states, red necks.
• Free Skynyrd T-shirt offer inside.
• It’s like a trailer park in your mouth!
• Now another reason why you’ll see Jeff Foxworthy at a gas station!

Tags: bad taste, celebrities, food, jackassery, people who suck, products, TV, why the terrorists will win
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