March 30th, 2008 by timbotron
I saw this at an import grocery store today.
I had to buy it because the packaging mystified me: why the hell is this amorous couple on the package?!?
Will pumpernickel get you laid?
Is there something about pumpernickel that I should know?

Sexy pumpernickel moments:

Tags: bad taste, food, jackassery, original research, products, signs of the Apocalypse
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March 30th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Woman – “that’s not the kind of sandwich I was talking about”.
May 19th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
This is a german product. It says “no preservatives” under the picture. A “Präservativ” in German is not a food additive, but a condom. So i guess the designers just didn´t realize it doesn´t have this meaning in English- and the joke wouldn´t work.
(german for preservative: Konservierungsmittel)