Great Seller, Would Buy From Them Again
April 24th, 2008 by timbotronThe best humor is often found where you least expect it (except for Patch Adams, who wasn’t funny and can suck it).
tryork5ifp has a written the funniest eBay feedback ever.
• “HEY—the autograph Steve Irwin diving suit you sold me had BIG a hole in it!!!”
• “…the olfactorally CORRECT whoopie cushions are a RIOT!”
• “you’re right—This Beadazzler has saved me a FORTUNE in body piercing costs ALONE”
• “the hunchback shirt fit PERFECTLY—left-handed humps are SO HARD to find nowadays”
• “RANSOM RECIEVED—Timmy in locker#17, Port Authority, NYC—alive when last checked”
• “HUMAN head preserved inside a clear-lucite BOWLING ball—was this a relative?”
• “inflatable doll? Use helium? You, my friend, have revolutionized my sex-life!”
• “Q—if one were to’INSERT’ this adult Xmas tree ornament—and if it happend to break—would that person be entitled to a refund once they’re released from hospital?”
• “1ST RATE Earnest Borgnine-Ethel Merman erotic nudes!—DANG— Ethel was WAY hairier”
• “great seller—believes ANYTHING you tell him—accepts Monopoly money.”
• “roses are red-violets are blue-i steal stuff from Walmart-and sell it to you.”
(via Cindi)
April 24th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I’m not even sure what to make of all this… is this REAL??? If so, I’m not buying anything on eBay - ever!