[Note: this is a post from Rebecca, but she's too busy shepherding right now and asked me to post it for her.]
A birthday party last weekend.
The bakery was closed, but the deli was open = meat birthday cake.
Some vegetarians were offended.
That made it funnier.
Make a wish and blow out the olives.
Oh Heywood, you did beat me to it. But here’s the background that makes these early 80s clips worth watching: this video has only recently been released, and was shot by Juan Martin, who shot the footage for Spanish television. He has been holding onto it for years, and for MJ fans like myself (and Heywood), old video like this is digital gold!
The best humor is often found where you least expect it (except for Patch Adams, who wasn’t funny and can suck it).
tryork5ifp has a written the funniest eBay feedback ever.
• “HEY—the autograph Steve Irwin diving suit you sold me had BIG a hole in it!!!”
• “…the olfactorally CORRECT whoopie cushions are a RIOT!”
• “you’re right—This Beadazzler has saved me a FORTUNE in body piercing costs ALONE”
• “the hunchback shirt fit PERFECTLY—left-handed humps are SO HARD to find nowadays”
• “RANSOM RECIEVED—Timmy in locker#17, Port Authority, NYC—alive when last checked”
• “HUMAN head preserved inside a clear-lucite BOWLING ball—was this a relative?”
• “inflatable doll? Use helium? You, my friend, have revolutionized my sex-life!”
• “Q—if one were to’INSERT’ this adult Xmas tree ornament—and if it happend to break—would that person be entitled to a refund once they’re released from hospital?”
• “1ST RATE Earnest Borgnine-Ethel Merman erotic nudes!—DANG— Ethel was WAY hairier”
• “great seller—believes ANYTHING you tell him—accepts Monopoly money.”
• “roses are red-violets are blue-i steal stuff from Walmart-and sell it to you.”
(via Cindi)
Every Christmas, children college students around the world write letters to Santa Claus Christopher Walken asking him for toys and treats swift punishment for their enemies.
This is too good not to post…Vintage Michael Jordan: 1986 Nike Italian Summer exhibition; Shattered backboard. Classic.
(Beat you to it, Nerol! 
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What the hell is “diet” water? You know, I’m actually quite glad I discovered this, because the water I’ve been drinking is so fattening…
For more craziness like this, check out the 10 weirdest Japanese Beverages and Soft Drinks, including such tasty treats as Pepsi Ice Cucumber soda, Coolpis Kimchee Drink, Mother’s Milk “Breast Milk” (in a carton!), and Water Salad Soda (from Coca Cola!). Bleghk!
(Thanks for the link, SteveB!)
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