The Blogadilla Swedish Furniture Name Generator
May 11th, 2008 by timbotronThis is the kind of stuff you dream up while waiting around in IKEA for 2 hours.
Enter your first name and it will create your Swedish furniture name.
Click on the link for a printable version.
Bonus Round: The Blogadilla Action Hero Name Generator
(©2008 Blogadilla.com; assembled/generated by Steve B., designed by Tim)
May 12th, 2008 at 12:33 am
I am JÅNDÖRD, a magical desk from Sweden!
May 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
TIMKE - the comfortable and affordable bed
May 12th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
how come every time i type in someone’s name who i’ve slept with, a bed comes up? are you calling me a slut?
May 12th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
I am SINTI, and I appear to be a chest of drawers.
May 13th, 2008 at 12:41 am
I’m ÄLLYSVÖNYN. I think I’ll change my name again.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Sysanvik, the everyday necessary chest of drawers. I come in birch foil, aspen, or walnut finish…
May 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Now your Swedish Furniture Name Generator has a link in GZZT.org (Free Tools ==> Online Generators section)
Congratulations!
May 14th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Nice. Our hats are off to you.
More generator goodness here: http://www.generatorland.com
May 28th, 2008 at 3:06 am
Es estupendo, soy una mesa…
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Haha, my name doesn’t change at all. Seems like I AM swedish furniture already.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:15 am
I am KÅTÄRINN some kind of weird cupboard…
June 20th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
AWESOME…or rather, ÄUESÅMM!
June 20th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Greg turns into Greg. I’m not Swedish! Nor is the name Greg!
June 21st, 2008 at 3:52 am
Gorgeous! I got turned into KÅRÄMKE, a sturdy piece of bedroom furniture holding pants! Friends and relations are currently trying it out and getting posted! You’ll find them all on my blog
June 21st, 2008 at 5:30 am
My name is KÅT, and that’s Swedish for horny. Well maybe that’s true.
June 21st, 2008 at 8:05 pm
how come you get different results for typing in the same name in upper and lower cases? I got turned into a chest of drawers, the a bed, I was a table somewhere in between… I am the swiss knife of swedish furniture!
June 21st, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Desk, here. Wanna see my drawers?
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
ASPVIK is a file cabinet, but Blogdilla wants me to be a bed.
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/search/?query=file&category=all
June 24th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Lol very funny. Makes you wonder what the hell we Swedes really sound like to others.
June 24th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Hehe, mine didn’t change much either - maybe it’s because I’m Danish
June 24th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I’m Reess the bed!
June 24th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Svaniss - a bed, an inflatable bed, I believe, but one with a long, slow leak…s-v-a-a-a-n-i-s-s-s-s-s-s
June 24th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
FJAKETIÅUS and I’m a bed. Typical.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I agree with Eva…why am I a bed lol? I love the way my name is spelled “kantass” i might have to change it
June 25th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
My name is Giulia and my furniture piece appers to be GIULLI, a squared four-leg table!
June 26th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
how cool! I did my boyfriend’s name, Bob, and it came up BJOB
June 27th, 2008 at 12:56 am
This website is like being in a ballon race from Tirana, Albania all the way to Stockholm, Sweden!
My name came up as ENNFÖRD - cool, dude!
June 27th, 2008 at 5:26 am
Hi there,
i would like to make a myspace app out of this awesome littel tool! I did already some developing stuff and tested this app on my myspace developing plattform and tt works great! I would like to make this widget also in German.
Maybe i can send over some screenshots.
Maybe we could work together and i can translate this tool to the german language.
Cheers
Henning
June 27th, 2008 at 9:41 am
This is quite funny hmm? Greetings from BLLÖGBJEYTEL ^^
June 27th, 2008 at 9:55 am
I like that. Thank you says SÄSKKA
June 27th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Hi,
that is very funny!
In fact, I once found a chair (or small table, I don’t quite rember) named after me: Karsten
June 29th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Greet -> Greet. Boring
June 29th, 2008 at 11:42 am
JASJÖNYN I guess I’m a uncomfortable wooden chair
June 29th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I’m TOMMÄSVO! A chair. Hope I will be easier to assemble than some black chairs I bought last year and I fought with for a whole week.
I linked you in my blog http://www.neotom.com
July 1st, 2008 at 2:56 am
I am ROGÖRD - a pretty cool looking bed
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:44 am
All right! Now my blog is called WÅTSY!
Sounds more like Russian than Swedish
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 am
Marika = Marika
July 4th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Very funny,
greetings from JÅNNINÅN
July 5th, 2008 at 5:18 am
im MÅRILLÖU, uhm ok..
July 5th, 2008 at 5:21 am
it’s ÅLLGA.. hehe, funny
July 6th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Probably not as funny for a swede like myself but it’s not all bad, even if I don’t understand anything this thing has come up with.
Ha det bra allihop!
July 7th, 2008 at 1:33 am
I am Sfanna, a desk drawer !
July 7th, 2008 at 8:28 am
WORTMANVIK and a chair
July 7th, 2008 at 11:55 am
My name is BJÅNND, SVAMES BJÅNND …
July 7th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Boring as well my name: Gerhild= Gerhilld und ich bin ein Kastel mit Laden, faaaaaaad.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
SVESVÅ-MMÅTTI
July 9th, 2008 at 7:23 am
toll, aus Immo macht er Immo
July 10th, 2008 at 5:01 am
….. meine wenigkeit scheint eine sitzgelegenheit namens “KOPFSSAOS ” zu sein…..
July 12th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I think it is a really funny way of bringing IKEA in the spotlight… still I wish it was real products…
July 16th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
God is a chest of drawers, according to Ikea.
July 21st, 2008 at 1:30 am
Sårke, just a desk.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Nice names, but the pictures are just randomly generated. When you enter your name several times, you always get several pictures and not just one.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
BJYLLEMÖNNT - The best chairs in the world !
July 29th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Seriously, this is awesome. Make a Facebook version - sell it to Ingmar!
July 30th, 2008 at 8:45 am
I’m Klaryta… a double bed… http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/2713190045_783c4a6701.jpg
July 30th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Ok, so formally (Richard) I’m a table and informally (Rick) I’m a bed - what does THAT mean?
July 30th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I don’t know how accurate it is, but it sure is hilarious.
July 31st, 2008 at 5:31 am
well. some girls don’t even try Joachim
Hans is in the contrary very weird (that’s if you get stuck with the pré-last letter; then you’ll be “neuriën” (= a Dutch word).
July 31st, 2008 at 5:59 pm
LOL
nice… i am a chair: FJEKETEFENN
:))
July 31st, 2008 at 8:43 pm
SVAEGERMEYSJTERD…seems complex for a dresser. LOL!
August 1st, 2008 at 3:12 am
I´m from Sweden and my name is Sofia. When I put in my name I get: Söfi
I don´t get this…..
August 1st, 2008 at 3:35 am
‘Jasmine’ in IKEA/Swedish-speak apparently translates to ‘SVASJMING…”???
August 1st, 2008 at 4:49 am
I am a bed, a table with drawers, chair and so on. Beware, we are THE IKEA! Shoot, is this some kind of mystic illusion? I am not myself, oh my God, wake me up! XD
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 am
i’m TERESA which is TERESA and all chesty with a nice set of drawyers……
August 3rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
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August 3rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Oh what a shame that I’m Swedish, my name sounds and lokks exaktly the same. But a loved to try Elvis. Elfis, in Swedish fis means fart.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
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August 5th, 2008 at 11:35 am
YESSSSSSSSSS PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
August 6th, 2008 at 3:24 am
SFUNII !! (for those who do not speak IKEA: funny)!
August 6th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
What great tongue-in-cheek! My family is Swedish; my name and my daughter’s are not but our furniture names are the same. My son Tor’s name is Swedish but comes up “Tard”….??
August 7th, 2008 at 12:24 am
“Tard”?!?!
Awesome!
I mean . . . um . . . sorry, we didn’t design it to do that.
: )
Timbtron
August 7th, 2008 at 7:17 am
muahahaha - great thing. I’m just a commode
August 7th, 2008 at 8:43 am
+100. Respect.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:13 am
SFIÖNA. I’m a bed - come and get it, guys!
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August 9th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
i be SVÅNDÖRD and apparently i am a minimalist chair
August 10th, 2008 at 10:46 am
I’m a bedside table.
Greetings from Portugal.
August 11th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Daundord thinks you guys should have more furniture more representative of people, like a DOORMAT, KNIFE, WINE GLASS, yadda yadda.
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August 21st, 2008 at 1:34 pm
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August 25th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I love this. But i became a chest of drawers - come on… my legs are not that big. Thanks for a wonderfull laugh…
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August 29th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
you type in F*** You and its SFUKK YÅU which happens to be a bed.