Ants in My Teeth
May 14th, 2008 by timbotronOver a decade ago, I was a substitute elementary school teacher (and later a full-time junior high Spanish teacher).
Scene: I’m in charge of a roomfull of 1st graders. A tiny boy walks up to my desk, hands me a piece of paper.
Me: What is this?
Tiny Boy: It’s a picture I drew . . . of you.
Me: What’s wrong with my teeth?!?
Tiny Boy: [laughing his head off] YOU HAVE ANTS IN YOUR TEETH!!!
End Scene
May 14th, 2008 at 11:27 am
There’s something so great about kids’ art.
Nice butt chin, btw
May 14th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Where do you get all this kids from?!
May 14th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
[these]
..goddamit..
May 15th, 2008 at 12:42 am
I think it’s fantastic you kept the picture so long!!!
My daughter is constantly drawing things like that of people!