Two Four Haiku Movie Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

May 22nd, 2008 by timbotron

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

“Weekend at Bernie’s”
featuring Harrison Ford.
Was great . . . but he’s OLD.

Cate Blanchett: sexy
Russian dominatrix chick
with a bad accent.

I wanted to hate
Shia LaBeuof, but he was
great in this movie.

Karen Allen: great,
if only she were alive.
She played a mummy.

One Response to “Two Four Haiku Movie Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”

  1. Allison Says:

    I enjoyed it, but Santi said he didn’t use his whip enough.

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