Two Four Haiku Movie Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
May 22nd, 2008 by timbotron
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
“Weekend at Bernie’s”
featuring Harrison Ford.
Was great . . . but he’s OLD.
Cate Blanchett: sexy
Russian dominatrix chick
with a bad accent.
I wanted to hate
Shia LaBeuof, but he was
great in this movie.
Karen Allen: great,
if only she were alive.
She played a mummy.







May 23rd, 2008 at 1:49 am
I enjoyed it, but Santi said he didn’t use his whip enough.