Archive for May, 2008

BPOW: Chocolate Covered Bacon!

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Wow.  We’ve talked about Bacon & Chocolate before in bar form, but this week’s Bacon Product of the Week takes the combination to a whole new level.  Marini’s Munchi’s of Santa Cruz, CA– also known for their Goatse-esque logo– has, after numerous R&D trials, no doubt, developed the mythical chocolate covered bacon.

Chocolate Covered Bacon - Blogadilla.com

At $17.00 per pound, eat it at your own risk, though it sure looks tasty.  Or, if you’re the more adventurous type, you can even try Kevin Karagitz’s homemade recipe.  But as he says, proceed with EXTREME CAUTION.

(via Dlisted, via Kevin)

New Lingo

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Techno-Doping - Enhancing human physical attributes through technology; a popular concern in this year’s Summer Olympics.

Ficlet - A short story that (in wiki fashion) another author may then add a prequel or sequel to.

Fingerstache - A tattoo of a mustache on the outside edge of an index finger; when held above the upper lip, instant mustache (photogallery).

Drunkorexia - To starve oneself to compensate for the calories from binge-drinking.

Seasteading - Engineering communities/settlements (and perhaps even sovereign nations) afloat in international waters.

Concerning Our Favicon

Monday, May 19th, 2008

To the newer Blogadilla readers out there:

Yes, our favicon is indeed a naked woman with a donkey.

It was generated by democratic process nearly a year ago.

We’re the “Tijuana of the Internet” and we’re also pioneers in the world of miniature donkey shows - that’s how we roll.

Monday, May 19th, 2008

What to watch instead of watching people embarrass themselves on national TV:

The Michael Showalter Show(alter)

Wainy Days

The Cute Show

Channel Frederator

The Onion

The Defenders of Stan

Suck My News

Cool Hunting

Derek and Simon: The Show

New Scientist

The Mortified Shoebox Show

Myst Riven Doritos

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

For nearly a year now, Doritos has been subjecting us to flavor experiments.

The last Doritos “flavor experiment” I tried tasted like David Hasselhoff’s mouth.

But now they’re getting cool about it. To promote their newest experimental flavor, they have unleashed “Doritos the Quest” - an online game that has I.Q. test/problem-solving puzzles akin to Myst or Riven.

The game will be released in four parts (part 2 will come out in a week) - the grand prize winner will receive “$100,000 in treasure.” It appears that the finalists will actually have to physically compete for the grand prize - a la obstacle course, etc. - as stated in the game rules.

I really hope the grand prize isn’t a $100,000 golden corn chip.

(via notcot)

Bonus Round: Triangle Mystery

Welcome to the Future…

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

Coming soon to a phone near you: Scanbuy’s Scanlife software, which allows users to create and interact with 2 dimensional barcodes, which serve to link the physical world with the virtual world (and no, I don’t mean Second Life).

All you have to do to interact with a 2D barcode (like the one below) is install Scanbuy’s software (free) and then take a picture of any 2d barcode with your phone. Because the square barcode is made up of a lot of smaller squares that are either black or white and nothing in between, the crossword-like barcode is essentially a graphical depiction of the binary numeral system, and can contain as much or more information than a hyperlink (like http://www.blogadilla.com). Not to mention that they can exist and be interacted with in the physical world.

Blogadilla.com - 2D Barcode

2-D barcodes are already widely deployed and used in Asia and in parts of Europe, but have yet to hit the US market because our mobile landscape has been comprised of 4 companies that together hold a monopoly on what we can and can’t do with our phones. But times are a changing with the advent of the iPhone, which I’m told, with the new firmware set to release in June, will be compatible with Scanbuy’s software. If your phone is already compatible, try it out! Otherwise, be on the lookout.

PS: HAPPY 1st BIRTHDAY BLOGADILLA!! (you’re growing up so fast!)

Athletic Commission To Allow Technological Advantage

Friday, May 16th, 2008

South African sprinter Oscar Pistorius has won the right to compete for a place in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.  The AP reports that the “Court of Arbitration for Sport ruled that the 21-year-old South African is eligible to race against able-bodied athletes, overturning a ban imposed by the International Association of Athletics Federations.”

As part of the overruling of the ban, Oscar Pistorius asked to have independent testing done at MIT.  This story is special to me because I was living in Cambridge when random (able-bodied) people were bouncing down the street wearing the now-infamous cheetah blades. I can only assume that those people were either involved in conducting the tests or out for joyrides on blades of their own.  While this story is certainly a departure from what I typically contribute to Blogadilla, the ruling marks an important day for both disabled people and able bodied people as well.  Check out the story on ESPN.

Zod in 2008

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

It looks like General Zod may give the other presidential candidates a run for their money.

“Kneel before Zod, son of Jor-el!!!

link: Vote for Zod 2008

A Novel Way to Get Dressed

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

This clip gets filed under the categories “Too Much Time On Their Hands” as well as “I’d Hate To See The Outtakes of This Video!”

(via Katya)

My Mustache is Like a Roller Disco

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Everyone should feel the joy a of mustache, so . . .
For those of you without mustaches, below is a set of printable cut-out mustaches:
• For the gents - the Magnum P.I.
• For the ladies - the Frida Kahlo

(via project.ioni.st)

Ants in My Teeth

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Over a decade ago, I was a substitute elementary school teacher (and later a full-time junior high Spanish teacher).

Scene: I’m in charge of a roomfull of 1st graders. A tiny boy walks up to my desk, hands me a piece of paper.

Me: What is this?

Tiny Boy: It’s a picture I drew . . . of you.

Me: What’s wrong with my teeth?!?

Tiny Boy: [laughing his head off] YOU HAVE ANTS IN YOUR TEETH!!!

End Scene

Two Haiku Movie Review: Son of Rambow

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Son of Rambow

A worthwhile movie
about a Sweded movie
. . . and Plymouth Brethren.

A well-written film:
home made movies, kids who smoke,
great 80’s soundtrack.

A Bad Era For Everyone

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Davario’s gallery of user-submitted self portraits of “when I was a teenager” has the same hilarious smell of awkward adolescence as “Mortified.”

Awesome. Truly awesome.

Linkety-link-link

(via Elina, via Taru)

Kristen Bell for the “McLovin Fund”

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Celebrities like Christopher Mintz-Plasse (”McLovin” from Superbad) need your help.

Please donate now.

(via Funny or Die)

Going Down

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

A Friday night at 11:00pm.
New York’s McGraw-Hill Building.
Nicholas White was working late and stepped into the elevator.
The elevator stopped and Nicholas White was trapped for 41 hours with no food, water, cellphone, or watch.
Here is the NewYorker.com time-lapse video.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Absinthe
Vodka Infusion Supplies
Frïs Infusions
All About Infusions

Facebook Programmer Nerds: 1 Stalkers: 0

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Via Gawker.com, this just in: a “facebook tipster” (aka facebook programmer) reports that from one’s facebook page, the tables can easily be turned on the five people who stalk you most!

Simply click in the search area on the lefthand column and press the down arrow. Et voila, there it is: five people who previously thought they could watch you from a-far. Wah wah wah.

Post Script: Gawker also notes that this fact is something to share with nerds. Consider yourselves shared-with. I certainly did.

(via Aly)

UPDATE: Somewhat mysteriously, the ‘cheat’ requirements have been modified.  Interested parties will now need to hit the spacebar followed by the down arrow.  Mr. Zuckerberg, you are one TRICKY TRICKY man.

The Blogadilla Swedish Furniture Name Generator

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

This is the kind of stuff you dream up while waiting around in IKEA for 2 hours.

Enter your first name and it will create your Swedish furniture name.

Click on the link for a printable version.

Bonus Round: The Blogadilla Action Hero Name Generator

(©2008 Blogadilla.com; assembled/generated by Steve B., designed by Tim)

Babbage Engine

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Charles Babbage designed computers in the mid-1800’s - though operating with gears, many were effectively digital. He designed (yet never successfully completed building) the “Difference Engine no. 2″ - designed to do complex polynomial equations (necessary at the time for navigation reference tables, etc.).

In 2002, the “Babbage Engine no. 2″ was finally built (London Science Museum), and in March 2008 a second one was built, and as of today the second one is on display at the Computer History Museum (Mountain View, CA) for the next year. Went to the opening event today.

Bonus Round: Babbage Groupies


(photo courtesy of Dana Chrisler)

This is an actual Ada Lovelace tattoo (a mathematician and colleague of Charles Babbage) - perhaps the only one of its kind in existence. Its owner was at the exhibit opening today.

Is This a Commercial?

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Either way, it’s way more creative than I could be… unless of course I get a Mac.

(via Fritz)