You Are What You Eat Drink
July 22nd, 2008 by timbotron
Modern Drunkard’s “The Secret Language of Cocktails,” by Mike Richardson-Bryan:
• Margarita – “All of your relationships have either begun or ended at a wet t-shirt contest.”
• Jägerbomb – “High school was the best six years of your life.”
• Old Fashioned – “Every significant event in your life has taken place on either a porch or a patio.”
• Mimosa – “There’s a song in your heart and diet pills in your purse.”
Alcoholic Bonus Round:
The Nancy Drew (from 30 Rock, video clip)
• white rum
• diet ginger ale
• splash of lime
The Suzanne Sugarbaker (from Designing Women, via Susan)
• bourbon
• diet cream soda
• crushed ice
The Rum Cannonball (from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)
• white rum
• gin
• orange juice
• pineapple juice
• lemon-lime soda
• strawberry soda
