Archive for July, 2008
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

My sister buys a home and has a party.
I buy her a glow-in-the-dark Ouija Board as a housewarming present (useful around the home, no?).
It went something like this:
(Scene: Seven drunk people in the darkened empty livingroom of an old farmhouse, around 12:00AM.)
Us: “Oh great Ouija, can you hear us?”
Ouija: “YES”
Us: “Oh great Ouija, who are we speaking to?
Ouija: “YES”
Us: “Ouija, what is Jacob’s mother’s middle name?”
Ouija: “M-J-A-Z-A-Z-8″
Us: “Ouija, is there anything you want to tell us?”
Ouija: “YES”
Us: “What do you want to tell us?”
Ouija: “J-R-I-3-I-4-C”
(End scene)
Some observations:
• Ouija Boards often communicate with the living through license plate numbers.
• Some Ouija Boards might need “calibration” - though I’m not sure how to do it.
• Perhaps Ouija Boards can be drunk. Or deaf. Or illiterate.
• When returning a Ouija Board to Toys-R-Us, don’t tell them that you think it’s defective and you’d like to exchange it for one with “stronger spiritual powers.”
Tags: games, jackassery, supernatural
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

It’s Lovely, I’ll Take It!
“A collection of poorly chosen photos from real estate listings. With love.”
Tags: art, comedy, funny as hell, photography, websites
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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Pro Wrestling + Japanese Monsters = Kaiju Big Battel!.
They make me so wish I lived on the east coast.
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Tags: events, infinite coolness, kicking ass!, websites
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Recently seen at a Blockbuster Video near you. I hear the alternative spray painting option was “I <3 Netflix.”

(courtesy of Liz!)
Tags: funny as hell, geekery, reader submission, technology
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Modern Drunkard’s “The Secret Language of Cocktails,” by Mike Richardson-Bryan:
• Margarita - “All of your relationships have either begun or ended at a wet t-shirt contest.”
• Jägerbomb - “High school was the best six years of your life.”
• Old Fashioned - “Every significant event in your life has taken place on either a porch or a patio.”
• Mimosa - “There’s a song in your heart and diet pills in your purse.”

Alcoholic Bonus Round:
The Nancy Drew (from 30 Rock, video clip)
• white rum
• diet ginger ale
• splash of lime
The Suzanne Sugarbaker (from Designing Women, via Susan)
• bourbon
• diet cream soda
• crushed ice
The Rum Cannonball (from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)
• white rum
• gin
• orange juice
• pineapple juice
• lemon-lime soda
• strawberry soda
Tags: food, funny as hell, websites
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
• Besserwisser - (beh•sur•vi•sur) From German, meaning “knowing better,” a person who thinks he or she has greater general knowledge than others; often correcting grammatical mistakes or errors in trivial facts.
• Indigo Children - The New Age belief that certain children (usually born after the late 1970’s) represent a more advanced state of evolution. These children are reported to have greater psychic and mental abilities and are reported to have indigo colored auras.
• Nutraceuticals - (nu•tra•su•ti•culs) Foods and beverages that claim to enhance appearance, revive mental acuity, and increase resistance to disease.
• Nomophobia - (no•mo•fo•bi•uh) The fear of being out of mobile phone contact or mobile phone signal range.
Tags: culture, food, new words, technology
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
‘Nuff said - if you’re into that kind of thing. Here’s a skit from the ESPN Espy’s Award Show that broadcasted on Sunday. I’m choosing to believe that Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly ad libbed this skit, because they’re each funny enough to do it.
Tags: celebrities, infinite coolness, sports, video
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Tags: look-alikes, movies
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
The Dark Knight

Chrithtian Bale: okay.
Gyllenhaal: casting mistake.
Ledger: OUTSTANDING!
THE BEST Batman film.
It actually had a plot.
Two and a half hours.
Tags: kicking ass!, movies, review, Two Haiku Movie Reviews
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
Earlier this month, Iran tested four three missiles to publicly demonstrate its military capabilities mediocre Photoshop skillz.


(images from New York Times Blog)
“Death to Infidels” Bonus Round:

(courtesy of Gorilla Sushi. Thanks Jason!)
(via New York Times Blog, via Zimbio, via Gorilla Sushi)
Tags: funny as hell, jackassery, news, people who suck, technology
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Now that everyone on the planet has gagged watching “2 Girls 1 Cup,” it’s time for something new and vulgar to trick your friends into watching.
Behold the next gross thing: CakeFarts (NSFW!!!)
Everybody likes cake.
And most people think farts are funny.
And naked ladies are awesome.
But nobody wants to see these three things combined.
(via Eva)
Tags: funny as hell, toilet humor, video
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

(photos from Press Enterprise and L.A. Times)
21-year-old Grace Hilario was recently lost for a day in the San Bernardino Mountains of southern California. Among other things, “[s]he said she worried about bears but saw only squirrels and what she described as a monkey, walking and then running through the trees.”
42-year old Moe the chimp had gone missing from a nearby Devore, California wild animal facility earlier this month.
Will we ever learn of the forbidden love they shared in the wilderness?
And who won the smile contest?
(via Susan, L.A. Times, via Press Enterprise)
Tags: animals, funny as hell, news
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Monday, July 21st, 2008
To those of you that haven’t heard, last week John McCain initiated another, somewhat questionable fundraising strategy. McCain sent all of his supporters a $1 bill in the mail along with almost laughable plea for money, asking the people he spams with falsehoods about his rival to “return this dollar with a hundred more of [their] own for a total contribution of $101.”
First of all, Yeah right– I’m keeping that dollar if you send it to me. Secondly, we here at Blogadilla feel that McCain is more deserving of a bill of a different amount:

(image components borrowed from via noveltywholesaler; thewashingtonnote)
Tags: comedy, funny as hell, people who suck, politics, robots, why the terrorists will win
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Friday, July 18th, 2008
For one state in the dirty south, today is election day. This year I decided to get involved with rocking the vote and all that nonsense, and so I volunteered at a local voter rights organization. One of my duties involved calling registered voter to inform them of their voting location, and on my umpteenth call, I reached the voicemail of a 70s era pimp, named Rocky Knight. Here’s what pimps have to say on their voicemail:

Rocky Knight - Blogadilla.com:
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You have reached the home of the Rocky Knight, the Rocky Knight is not available at this time. However, if you are close to the Rocky Knight, you know his cell phone number – use it at this time. Secondly, if you are calling to borrow money, to ask about money, or to look for money, don’t call the cell number. If you owe me money and wish to pay me my money, call the cell number. And, have a nice day!

I pity the fool…. who owes Rocky Knight money.
Tags: audio, funny as hell, infinite coolness, politics
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Friday, July 18th, 2008
Known as Stripper Fail, this nsfw video will definitely have you laughing for quite a while. Don’t worry, there’s no nudity here - it’s much worse.
Tags: bad taste, funny as hell, nsfw, people who suck, webcams
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Friday, July 18th, 2008

Ted Kuik’s Pretty Face Sketches.
For several years, Ted has sketched (and posted) a pretty face nearly every day.
Tags: art, websites
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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
When I lived in Europe, television was filled with ads for ringtones and phone wallpapers. The majority of the ringtones were all lame/vulgar noises and the wallpapers were as campy as it gets.
Thus, I was inspired to create the World’s Most Awesome-est Ringtones and the World’s Most Awesome-est Phone Wallpapers.
Download and enjoy.

click on image for phone-sized downloadable version


World's Awesome-est Ringtone:
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World's Awesome-est [Pulse] Ringtone:
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World’s Most Awesome-est Ringtone (mp3 download)
World’s Most Awesome-est [Pulse] Ringtone (mp3 download)
Tags: free stuff, jackassery, kicking ass!, technology, toilet humor, wallpaper
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