Pomegranate: Get Over Yourself

August 10th, 2008 by timbotron

Pomegranate is now everywhere and in everything - like that annoying person in highschool or college that had to be seen at every damn party.

Pomegranate is the new kiwi-strawberry - remember that grim period in the 90’s when everything was kiwi-strawberry flavored?

Pomegranate has officially gone too far: I thought it was a cherry or strawberry TootsiePop. And there was annoying-ass pomegranate once again.

Pomegranate TootsiePops
Pomegranate 7-up
Pomegranate ice cream bars
Pomegranate soda
Pomegranate chocolate
Pomegranate JellyBelly jellybeans
Pomegranate soap and cosmetics
Pomegranate martinis

One Response to “Pomegranate: Get Over Yourself”

  1. Isabel Says:

    Can I just say…….being a native from New Mexico, I was once called “WEIRD” for peeling and eating a pomegranate in Western CIV discussion section as a freshman at Stanford. People pointing going “What the HELL are you eating??”. Fuck all you Johnny Come Latelys. I was rocking the Pomegranate since BACK in the day.

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