Mistakes Were Made
August 21st, 2008 by timbotron
I was in the beer aisle of the grocery store last weekend.
The thoughts went through my head:
Tim: “Do you know what beer needs, Tim?”
Tim: “No. . . what?”
[I usually have internal dialogues like this]
Tim:“Beer needs the awesome taste of tomato and the refreshing zip of shellfish!”
Tim: “Really?”
Tim: “Yeah! Maybe clam!”
Tim: “Mmmm, clam! How about we dye it blood red and make it less fizzy. . . and how about a light beer too?!”
Tim: “Dude, you read my mind!”
And dammit!
Budweiser beat me to it!
And would you believe it only got a D rating on Beer Advocate?
Fishy Red Vomit Bonus Round:
The Beer Advocate reviews of this are pretty damn funny.
August 21st, 2008 at 2:41 pm
“Dude, you read my mind!”
Hilarious!
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Bloody beers are gross……………………my uncles from TEXAS do that shit. GNARLY! It’s some sort of “southern” thing. >ick<