Sausagefest
September 9th, 2008 by timbotronAlternate Title: “Breaking and Entering and Seasoning.”
Fresno: “A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, police said.”
. . . at least they hope it was an 8-inch sausage.
(via The Fresno Bee, via Angie)
September 10th, 2008 at 9:37 am
HA! I think the funniest part of the article is the cop saying “That’s right, the dog ate the weapon.”
PURE COMEDY.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:35 am
Yeah, you can’t make this stuff up! Nice find.