Comments on: The Nicolas Cage Suck Factor

By: Jack

Jack — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 19:27:40 +0000

The Rock sucked merely because Cage triumphed. Everything Ed Harris did was awesome. Everything Cage did sucked worse than the 0-16 Detroit Lions.

By: Mindy

Mindy — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 02:25:11 +0000

I agree. If he is in a movie me and my friends will not see it. He is just not cool. He never was. I guess hollywood just feels sorry for him because he looks like a nerd and spent all of his money trying to look cool.

By: timbotron

timbotron — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 06:23:44 +0000

Would you believe it: I WAS fisting myself when I wrote it.
And yes: I have no class.
Nicolas Cage still sucks in most of the movies he does. But “National Treasure”, “Raising Arizona”, “City of Angels”, and “Leaving Las Vegas” are the films that keep me from hating him.

By: ESAD

ESAD — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:09:41 +0000

How do you live with yourself? The Rock is one of the best movies of all – time. Face off and Con-Air are classics. Go Fist yourself timbotron you classless SOB!

By: starofdavidcross

starofdavidcross — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:35:22 +0000

My Nic Cage suck factor is exactly the same, except I’d replace City of Angels with Bringing Out the Dead. City of Angels was absolutely awful. Bringing Out the Dead wasn’t great, considering it was a Scorsese movie. But Nic Cage was pretty good in it, so I give it a pass. Snake Eyes, 8mm, Matchstick Men, and Gone in 60 Seconds are up there with the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I didn’t see Wicker Man, Next, or Bangkok Dangerous, though, but I’m going to assume they were not good.

By: Madgey

Madgey — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 01:58:27 +0000

You realize you said he hasn’t made a good movie since Leaving Las Vegas but every movie BESIDES LLV on your “didn’t suck” list came out AFTER LLV. You also make no mention of Raising Arizona or The Weatherman.

Why is it so chic to hate on Cage who has made legitimately good movies while Christopher Walken and Samuel Jackson CONSISTANTLY play the same character and will tell you, out loud, they take almost every script sent to them?

I think if you do a cross section of any actors career you could pull similiar numbers out of your ass like this. Congratulations on sucking.

By: Worst Actor Ever

Worst Actor Ever — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:25:14 +0000

He has no acting skills. Only reason he was good in Las Vegas is because that is his true character. Furthermore, he is a selfish ass. Can’t believe he’s related to copalos. Will never watch any movie with him in it!

By: Audiogirl

Audiogirl — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:46:28 +0000

Everything after Vampire’s Kiss has sucked. The end.

By: sonofapizzaman

sonofapizzaman — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:03:52 +0000

Nic is the worst actor alive. Can you even watch one of his movies and get lost in it? All I can think about is how horrible of an actor he is. The only good one was Raising Arizona, which was only good because I was 9. I give the joke of an actor a 1.00. Suck factor is HIGH

By: Todd

Todd — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:54:17 +0000

here’s a little breakdown of what i think about cage movies..
Face Off is retarded, for one how can u switch faces with a shorter fatter person and your body still look the same. City of Angels worst movie ever and i really dont have any reasoning besides the whole idea was horrible and meg ryan got hit by a bus. Con Air, cage’s accent ruined the entire movie for me.