The Nicolas Cage Suck Factor
September 13th, 2008 by timbotron
The “Nicolas Cage Suck Factor” is approximately .75 (75%).
In recent years, the chance of a Nicolas Cage movie sucking is about 75% - only one in every four of his films will not suck.
I was at the movies last night and noticed the poster for Nicolas Cage’s new movie “Bangkok Dangerous” and a couple questions came to mind:
• ”Will Nicolas Cage show up in any movie offered to him?”
• “Since Leaving Las Vegas (1995), which Nicolas Cage movies haven’t sucked?”
Based on the films he’s appeared in since 1995, here is a running list of Sucked and Not Sucked (though not necessarily great, either). This is the data pool I used to generate the “Nicolas Cage Suck Factor.”
Not Sucked:
• Leaving Las Vegas
• City of Angels (almost sucked)
• Adaptation
• Lord of War
• National Treasure (almost sucked)
Sucked:
• The Rock
• Con Air (yeah, I know, some liked it)
• Face/Off
• Snake Eyes (really sucked)
• 8mm (semi-sucked)
• Bring Out the Dead (semi-sucked)
• Gone in 60 Seconds
• The Family Man
• A Christmas Carol: the Movie
• Matchstick Men
• The Wicker Man (semi-sucked)
• Ghost Rider
• Next
• National Treasure II
• Bangkok Dangerous
Update: To be scientifimical about this, post your own Nicolas Cage Suck Factor in the comments below, based upon the movies listed above and we can create a more accurate general public Nicolas Cage Suck Factor number.
Heywood: .67
Rabbi VonSydow: .67
Timbotron: .75
cmdrtebok: 1.00
Rebecca: .71 (she added a movie)
Allison: .80
September 13th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Face/Off sucked??? It really didn’t.
September 13th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
I agree with the Rabbi. The Rock also didn’t suck.
My personal Nicholas Cage suck factor is .667.
September 14th, 2008 at 9:00 am
I agree with Heywood and (on an incidental tangent) am wondering what Sir Sean’s post ‘95 mean communal suck rating would look like. Pretty dismal, I imagine.
September 14th, 2008 at 9:29 am
The Nicolas Cage suck factor is at 100%. He is the worst thing that has ever happened to the movies. Although he wasn’t in The Terminal, the absolute worst movie ever made, Everything on that list sucked especially National Treasure. Leaving Las Vegas was alright though…
September 15th, 2008 at 12:25 am
My Nicholas Cage suck factor is 71%. Adaptation was awesome. You missed Weatherman which is actually really good. I thought Family Man and Matchstick Men were okay. Almost all of the other movies I never actually saw because they had Nicolas Cage and they looked really sucky. Leaving Las Vegas was really fucking overrated and could have been edited down to about 20 minutes, too.
September 15th, 2008 at 11:11 am
I liked matchstick men!
September 15th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
National Treasure so sucked! and so did City of Angels! Come on! Face Off is ridiculous and excellent!
September 25th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
i haven’t seen many of the movies on the list, but 8mm definitely did not suck imho.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
I have to completely agree with the post. It is true…National Treasure almost sucked and is actually on the borderline of sucking if you watch it a few times. I have a liking for Face-Off “Take his face…off…” but it probably deserves to be in the crap list.
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