Zima: 1993 - 2008

October 26th, 2008 by timbotron

Zima: the early 90’s drink that everyone tried at least once, while listening to Jesus Jones, and then never touched again.

As of October 10, 2008, Zima is now dead. I was more surprised to learn that it was still being produced.

Bartles & Jaymes are expected to attend the funeral.

Farewell Zima, we hardly liked ye.

(via Marketing Daily, via Chicago Tribune, and the Tombstone Generator)

2 Responses to “Zima: 1993 - 2008”

  1. Sly Hoax Says:

    I remember when I tried Zima… I was drinking beer (lots of it!), and we ran out, so I had a Zima… it tasted like water after drinking actual beer. Honest!

  2. rubberchicken Says:

    I used to punch a guy in college repeatedly in the arm because he drank zima. Thanks for the memories.

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