That’s Not Mayo
November 29th, 2008 by timbotron
Never again will I eat flan.
The book to buy everyone this upcoming holiday season:
“Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.“
With such fine recipes as: Guanabee Horchata, the Almost White Russian, Tuna Sashimi with Dipping Sauce, Lime Aioli, and Creamy C*m Crepes.
Some questions:
• In restaurants, don’t these foods usually contain semen anyway?
• When will this be the magic ingredient on Iron Chef?
• How many Weight Watchers points for semen?
• It semen Kosher? Is there a shechita/halal way of procuring it?
(via Susan, via John, via Lulu)
November 29th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I have actually asked a vegan friend of mine if she could swallow. For some reason, she didn’t answer, just turned red and punched me over and over. I’m sending this to her and she’ll punch me again.
November 29th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
When I first saw a reference to this book, I almost hurled. This was a few weeks ago. Clearly, I quickly forgot about it.
This morning I saw a post with a delicious picture of flan. Then I read the words and almost hurled. My mind will forever be linked to flaccid spunk flan and I will never eat it again.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:24 am
Okay so……….let it be known that I read Blogadilla every day when I get to my office. Check email, log into yahoo messenger, read my facebook msgs, and then read Blogadilla. …………….I was eating my morning YOGURT when I saw this post. Gross.
December 6th, 2008 at 12:27 am
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:33 am
One word:
GROSS !!!!!!