Two Haiku Movie Review: Triple Threat
December 27th, 2008 by HeywoodThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Great special effects;
Brad Pitt looked ninety years old.
But you’ll spend three hours.
Cate Blanchett is great,
Even as an old lady.
A strange but good film.
A blast from the past,
Nixon has a sweaty lip;
Worth your ten dollars
Entertaining flick.
Frost looks just like John Edwards
Check this movie out.
Explosions were cool;
Militaries are complex;
Hitler was a douche.
Cruise can’t speak German;
This movie put me to sleep;
Ultra depressing.











November 1st, 2009 at 4:39 am
Found n love your haiku movie reviews this morning: want more!